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zaynsfreepalestinetweet:

zayn is that snake who catches you slip and brings it to the light. he probably keeps an archive of your fuck ups so that he can snatch you up when you tryna get bright….

you: *tries to flame zayn*

zayn: remember that time 5 years ago at approximately 3:22pm when you misspelled january? on a legal document?

you:

zayn: get hooked on phonics bitch

harrysgotnochill:

But when Louis asks him if its scary up here and he says yes

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HARRY FUCKING TURNS HIM AROUND SO HE WON’T BE SCARED

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Anonymous said:
OK IMAGINE YOURSELF IN A SITUATION WHERE YOU HAVE TO PICK BETWEEN SUCKING NIALL'S DICK OR SUCKING HARRY'S DICK... BUT ONLY 1. WHO DO YOU PICK?

gagmeniall:

What kind of question is this? Zayn,